WORDS OF WISDOM.
Mine:
Do not attempt to snort cocaine and then perform fellatio.
Doing the right thing is almost never any fun.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the elderly.
Tits and red lipstick will get you everywhere.
When all else fails, blame your parents.
Do not trust a man. Ever.
Others:
"Nothing kills the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love"- Charlie Brown
"Life's a bitch, and then you die"- Mac Dre
"Beauty is power the way money is power the way a loaded gun is power"- Chuck Palahniuk
"Oh, the sun never sets on the british empire. Well, the sun never sets on my ASSHOLE!"- Stevo
"If you love somebody, set them on fire"- The Dead Milkmen
"Everybody knows that you need a flute to operate a magic carpet"- Angelo Bruno
"It's not what the pussy can do for you, it's what you can do for the pussy"- The Cook
"Guard your bitch, i'm far from rich"- Brian Mcgreevey
"It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring"- Marilyn Monroe
"I'm pretty sure there's alot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking"- Derek Zoolander
"If one drinks much from a bottle marked poison, it is certain to disagree with one sooner or later"- Alice
"I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends."- Penny Lane
"LET'S SMOKE SOME CRACK!"- Defiant Mike
"Only posers die"- Stevo
"It's a crazy fucked up world, and we're all just barely floating along, waiting for somebody that can walk on water"- Heroin Bob
"Who said heroes had to be role models, anyway?"- This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb
"Time's short, your life's your own, and in the end we are just dust and bones"- Guns N Roses
"Let's go back to the swamp, GUYS!"- Gorky
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool" Lester Bangs
"George Washington was in a cult, man. And the cult was into aliens, man." - Slater
"It's just murder. All god's creature's do it, in some form or another. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder"- Mickey Knox
"If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair."- Scott Mckenzie
TATS I NEED
oblina
"STAY SICK" (knuckles)
a popsicle (amanda)
"demented"
demonic tinkerbill
princess jasmine on a stripper pole
pill bottle marked poison
alice and the caterpillar, feed your head
the pumpkin carriage
"too fast for love" (wrists?)
starry eyes
bikini girl w/ machine gun
lava monster
chucky
hannah(callowlily)
nicole(glittersniffer)
dianapus
axl rose "the perils of rock n roll decadence"
ballerina (palm)
lucy in the sky with diamonds (for delaney)
malifecent
helping hands (up my side)
the queen of hearts (mom)
wolf (grandma)
the four cranium characters
a mermaid
gas mask girls
"gimme danger"
a baked bee
tube of lipstick
david bowie
the derek zoolander center for kids who cant read good(and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too) with ANTS.
zombie bitch with a dagger
mona lisa and mad hatter
the cheshire cat
cruella de vil
the jabberwocky
kaa (jungle book)
the owl from happily ever after
the beetle or girl toad from thumbelina
mike from monsters inc
flotsam and jetsam
sleeping beauties fairy godmothers
captain hook and the crocodile
mallory knox
the ORIGINAL appetite for destruction logo
arrow in heart (you give love a bad name)
rocket queen
alex from a clockwork orange
freddy krueger
"Fucking Classy" (tramp stamp)
PUNK (on my vag)
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